http://demo.cleverset.com/index.cgi We care about robots and you This little guy isn't a very good conversationalist but makes up for it with his ability to perform complex hyperspace calculations. Tripedal but has wheels and possibly some jet thrusters. Occasionally seems to show human emotion. http://demo.cleverset.com/index.cgi?id=astromech astromech http://demo.cleverset.com/images/astromech_thumb.jpg $3500 robots>computation Droidic Y robot r2 d2 astromech beeps 15 Y This Bender Unit is a graduate of Bending College and can meet any Bending needs you have. He can also double as a hired goon or a thief. Requires copious amounts of alcohol. May not actually ever do any work. http://demo.cleverset.com/index.cgi?id=bender bender http://demo.cleverset.com/images/bender_thumb.jpg $4000 robots>utility Mom's Friendly Robot Company Y robot bender beer cigar 6 Y Just like the Regular Bender Unit, but this one is gold. Since these units traveled all the way from another dimension and the gateway has been shut, supplies are limited! Get one while they last. http://demo.cleverset.com/index.cgi?id=bender_special bender_special http://demo.cleverset.com/images/bender_special_thumb.jpg $8000 robots>utility Mom's Friendly Robot Company Y robot bender beer cigar gold 2 Y Not just a robot, but a full coffee bar! Serves everything from espresso to lattes and can even bake muffins. With his trendy figure he'll fit right in at any bistro. http://demo.cleverset.com/index.cgi?id=coffee coffee http://demo.cleverset.com/images/coffee_thumb.jpg $4500 robots>utility Seattle Robotics Y robot coffee black trendy 20 Y Programmed for laughs, this guy keeps telling them even when you want him to stop. Mostly skilled in limerics and knock-knock jokes, but can sometimes unexpectedly combine more offensive humor. Disclaimer: This robot is not actually funny. http://demo.cleverset.com/index.cgi?id=comedian comedian http://demo.cleverset.com/images/comedian_thumb.jpg $2500 robots>entertainment Droidic Y robot comedy pain 30 Y You'll love him like a brother, and he'll appear to exhibit similar emotions towards you. One of our more popular robots, he comes complete with a built in television. Take him anywhere, he'll never mind when you don't want to hang out. Don't be surprised if your friends like him better than you. http://demo.cleverset.com/index.cgi?id=companion companion http://demo.cleverset.com/images/companion_thumb.jpg $7000 robots>entertainment Seattle Robotics Y robot friend television brother 12 Y This low cost robot can perform most of your computational needs for half the cost of the competitors. This low price is accomplished through the use of low quality components which result in his poor balance and motor control. 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Often confused, comes with red pokers for hands. http://demo.cleverset.com/index.cgi?id=critic critic http://demo.cleverset.com/images/critic_thumb.jpg $3000 robots>entertainment Hack N Slash Bots Y robot critic stupid grating 9 Y This pretty little bot will dance for you as long as you want. She may not know a lot of different numbers, but she sure can move. As an added bonus she comes with lightning bolts painted on, for that super fast look. http://demo.cleverset.com/index.cgi?id=dancer dancer http://demo.cleverset.com/images/dancer_thumb.jpg $4000 robots>entertainment Robots R Us Y robot dance lightning pretty 12 Y Are your medical bills skyrocketing? You may need the Robot Doctor. Regularly updated diagnosis patches mean that you'll stay on top of today's conditions. Robot Doctor is not a licensed physician, except in New Jersey. http://demo.cleverset.com/index.cgi?id=doctor doctor http://demo.cleverset.com/images/doctor_thumb.jpg $10000 robots>utility Robots R Us Y robot medical doctor malpractice disease 5 Y Have you ever wished you could find an executioner that not only won't quit when the going gets tough, but can't even feel emotion? Now you can. The Executioner Bot is perfectly designed for snuffing out people's lives with absolutely no regrets. Can also double as a torturer or an air traffic controller. http://demo.cleverset.com/index.cgi?id=executioner executioner http://demo.cleverset.com/images/executioner_thumb.jpg $7500 robots>enforcement Robots R Us Y robot execution cold emotionless 8 Y Just like the Original Executioner Bot but now in metalic blue. Feet still red. http://demo.cleverset.com/index.cgi?id=executioner2 executioner2 http://demo.cleverset.com/images/executioner2_thumb.jpg $7600 robots>enforcement Robots R Us Y robot execution cold emotionless blue 8 Y This droid is designed to put out fires and rescue cats in trees. Comes complete with siren and ladder. Cannot speak except to bark commands and comfort children. Sometimes has trouble making non-fire related decisions. http://demo.cleverset.com/index.cgi?id=fireman fireman http://demo.cleverset.com/images/fireman_thumb.jpg $5000 robots>utility Droidic Y robot fire water cats children ladder 15 Y This robot is giant and shiny. He will fill anyone's giant shiny robot needs. If you have ever even considered buying a giant shiny robot, this is the giant shiny robot for you. May require somewhat large amounts of storage space. http://demo.cleverset.com/index.cgi?id=giant_shiny giant_shiny http://demo.cleverset.com/images/giant_shiny_thumb.jpg $45000 robots>utility Giant Shiny Robot Inc Y robot giant shiny 1 Y This Guard Dog Bot means business, and by business we mean guarding your property and family. Not as cute and cuddely as he looks, this Guard Dog comes equipped with ultra-fast legs and laser beams for eyes. Rarely mistakes company for intruders. http://demo.cleverset.com/index.cgi?id=guard_dog guard_dog http://demo.cleverset.com/images/guard_dog_thumb.jpg $3000 robots>enforcement Seattle Robotics Y robot dog guard lasers trendy 16 Y Based on the same platform as Droidic's popular Fireman Droid, this Droid is not as good at putting out fires but is much better at standing in one place and dispensing gum balls. Includes Beyesian gumball choosing logic that can predict what flavor and size gumball you want even if you've never used him before. http://demo.cleverset.com/index.cgi?id=gumball gumball http://demo.cleverset.com/images/gumball_thumb.jpg $2000 robots>entertainment Droidic Y robot gumball beyesian 20 Y This Robot comes from the wacky country of Japan, where robots now control parliment. This robot can by used as a translator or a cultural informant, teaching you while learning himself. Speaks limited english, rarely expresses opinion or independant thought. http://demo.cleverset.com/index.cgi?id=japanese japanese http://demo.cleverset.com/images/japanese_thumb.jpg $3500 robots>utility Sony Y robot japan culture language 4 Y This robot is a complete jerk. He takes your stuff without asking. He lies and cheats constantly. 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Somewhat alcoholic. http://demo.cleverset.com/index.cgi?id=miner miner http://demo.cleverset.com/images/miner_thumb.jpg $6500 robots>utility Robots R Us Y robot mines miner boron space water 12 Y Great for parties or gigs, this Musician Droid plays most instruments and sings like Barry Manilow. The speaker on his head can handle the highest and lowest tones imaginable, and can play so loud you'll wonder if you ever had ear drums. Sometimes talks too much between numbers, occasionally has trouble keeping tempo. http://demo.cleverset.com/index.cgi?id=musician musician http://demo.cleverset.com/images/musician_thumb.jpg $4000 robots>entertainment Droidic Y robot music loud noise 7 Y You'll get the scoop every time with Reporter Bot. He doesn't just report, he investigates and will do whatever it takes to get the story. Unbiased is his name and the truth is his game. He won't pander and he won't make it up, he tells it like it is. Once worked for PBS. http://demo.cleverset.com/index.cgi?id=reporter reporter http://demo.cleverset.com/images/reporter_thumb.jpg $6500 robots>utility Robots R Us Y robot reporter news story 4 Y Having security problems at your business or mansion? Have a secret lair worth protecting? Don't care who gets hurt, as long as the money's safe? This Security Bot is for you. Armed to the teeth and with an attitude to match, it will do whatever you tell it as long as you are its master. As it is not quite large enough to classify as 'Giant', you save on emissions taxes. http://demo.cleverset.com/index.cgi?id=security security http://demo.cleverset.com/images/security_thumb.jpg $9500 robots>enforcement Seattle Robotics Y robot enforcer armed weapons dangerous mean trendy 5 Y This Robotic Tax Preparer can handle all your tax preperation needs while never requiring you to do anything. Normal tax preparers will ask you for receipts and records, but not this guy! He knows the law so well he doesn't even need to write anything down. He also prints money and dispenses candy from his chest. http://demo.cleverset.com/index.cgi?id=tax_preparer tax_preparer http://demo.cleverset.com/images/tax_preparer_thumb.jpg $7000 robots>computation Robots R Us Y robot tax law candy 2 Y Have a menial task? This guy can do it. This Utility Droid is your basic utility robot and can handle most household or business tasks you'd expect from a robot. Everything from lifting boxes to correcting your grammer, this bot practically does it all. He is not very likeable though. http://demo.cleverset.com/index.cgi?id=utility utility http://demo.cleverset.com/images/utility_thumb.jpg $4000 robots>utility Droidic Y robot utility 20 Y Have a menial task? This guy can do it. This Utility Bot is your basic utility robot and can handle most household or business tasks you'd expect from a robot. 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